who did this
If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
"I’m taking you for a spa day"
i am just uncool enough that i MIGHT finish this idk idk
Current mood: Dale Cooper being offended upon finding a bite mark in his donut
"Go ahead, make my millennium."
It’s funny how the fear of offending is greater than the fear of pain. You knew something was wrong. You knew you would end up strung up in the basement. Yet you came back. And all I had to do was…offer you a drink.
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
Are there others like you?
I don’t know. I haven’t been able to find any.
Go Fuck Yourselves - Charlie Kelly